Since it’s
inception, Lost Colony
Entertainment has gradually made a
name for itself as a company that isn’t
afraid of controversy or risk. In
fact, the burgeoning production
company, brought to life by outlaw
filmmaker Richard O’Sullivan, seems
at its best when thrust into a chaotic
situation.
"It’s been an uphill
struggle from day one and ‘take no
prisoners’ is the only way we know.
Our initial goal was to make a six
million dollar film with a buncha
twigs and yarn we found in the
backyard," says O'Sullivan.
"We had just lost our
distribution deal, our financing, and
our big-name stars...but we still
thought we could pull off the
impossible."
The funny thing is...despite almost
being buried beneath a mountain of
craziness and misery, they nearly did.
Flash back to a little over a
decade earlier. O'Sullivan, just out
of his teens, was working at a
semi-automated radio station in
Charlotte, North Carolina when the
seeds for 'Radio Free Babylon (Or How
to Suck the Brain of a President's
Daughter)' were planted in his mind.
"I had grown up in a small
town, across the street from the guy
who ran the local radio station, was
best friends with his kid, and had a
very clear idea--well, at least as
clear as things get in my mind--as to
what a radio station was supposed to
be. A DJ sitting in a little booth,
playing songs he or she liked, taking
requests, and hopefully speaking the
truth."
What O'Sullivan encountered when he
began his radio career, however, was
an eye-opener. "I think the
moment I realized I was just another
brick in the wall was when they taught
me how to spool the automation reels.
I kinda felt like I was selling out.
Like I was aiding Big Brother in his
efforts to drain people's minds and
individuality."
Just as Winston Smith had done in
George Orwell's '1984,' O'Sullivan
began writing unsafe thoughts in his
journal, setting the stage for a
screenplay that he would soon begin
working on, initially entitled,
'Warren Peace.' The script, in its
rawest form, told the story of a
renegade DJ, Adam Duffy, and his
attempts to ward off a mind control
plot by an evil corporation, who's
secret ultimate goal was global
totalitarianism.
"It was a lot different in the
beginning. Most of the main characters
were there but the situations and
setting weren't the same. It hadn't
yet taken on the layers that it later
would nor had it become consumed by
that all-out madness that it became
noted for...but then again, neither
had I."
In fact, it wasn't until
O'Sullivan's own personal life got
thrown into the abyss that the script
truly began to morph. While living in
a run-down dump with a bunch of cats
(dubbed 'The Great Collective Kitty'),
O'Sullivan entered into a strange and
tumultuous romance with a young woman
he now refers to only as 'The Teenage
Kurdish Supermodel.'
"It was pretty messed-up right
from the start. Just fire-in-the-hole,
put-on-your-oxygen-masks,
sound-the-alarms wrong. I mean, there
isn't a single human being on this
planet who would've taken one look at
this girl and me and said, 'Hey, great
idea for a coupling.' The whole thing
was just...a bad plot twist."
But the relationship endured.
Through breakups, reconciliations, and
enough emotional turmoil to choke a
soap opera writer, it chugged along
like the
little-train-that-could-even-though-it-probably-shouldn't
and imbibed O'Sullivan with enough
angst and introspection to fill a
dozen screenplays.
"I really loved this girl.
Like on a scale that wouldn't even
allow logic or rational thought to
intervene. We're talking
walk-through-fire,
crawl-across-broken-glass kinda stuff.
So when all of that mojo started
working itself into the script, it
sorta livened things up a bit. I was
miserable in my own life but for the
first time ever, I knew I was creating
great art."
The screenplay, redubbed 'How to
Suck the Brain of a President's
Daughter,' was finally ready to be
shopped. The only question that
remained was, 'What will Hollywood
think?'
'It's like 'Dude, Where's My Car?'
Those words, spoken by the personal
manager of a certain A-list actress,
still ring in O'Sullivan's ears.
"It was obvious that she a)
hadn't read the script, or b) woke up
that morning with a massive head wound
which robbed her of her basic
comprehension skills...but either way,
hey, no sweat, other fish in the
sea."
Indeed. After a couple of years
floating around L.A., 'How to Suck the
Brain of a President's Daughter'
became a bit of a cult favorite among
some Hollywood insiders. It received
strong coverage wherever it went and
eventually landed attachments from an
Emmy-winning director and three name
stars.
"All the pieces were falling
into place and it looked like things
were 'a go' in early 2001."
Then it all fell apart. A
distributor had to pull financing due
to reasons not relating to the project
and LCE was forced to scramble to hold
things together.
"It was completely
demoralizing, but nobody's fault
really. It wasn't a situation where
anybody said, 'Hey, I don't wanna make
money. Let's sink something we've all
been working hard on for years.' It
was just one of those things that
happen."
Almost a year-and-a-half went by.
O'Sullivan and company--unable to
restart the project inside the
Hollywood system--grew antsy and
decided finally that a movie about an
outlaw should be made by outlaws, and
thus set out to bring 'How to Suck' to
life on a shoestring budget. No stars.
No frills. Just independent filmmaking
without a net. But such an undertaking
is wrought with compromise, and
compromise can often take the form of
a deal with the devil.
"We trusted people we
shouldn't have trusted. Gave power to
people who used it against us. Of
course, the big lesson there is, you
learn to only crawl into trenches with
people you trust--or distrust the
least--and make sure you always hold
the cards on the important
things."
Giving away too much power to a
minority partner and a Line
Production-for-hire company, the
filmmakers soon found themselves the
victims of an old-fashioned Hollywood
hijacking...or at least an attempt at
one.
"They held up our location
agreements, our insurance, our
footage, our props, our wardrobe, our
equipment...everything. They even cost
us our SAG contract. But we didn't
fold. We went to the cops to get our
physical property back and wouldn't
give in to their blackmail
demands."
Production, however, was suspended
two weeks into shooting as LCE
attempted, once again, to crawl from
the wreckage and survey the damage.
"It was nuts. The whole thing
was completely polluted. But then,
when the smoke cleared, we finally
figured out exactly who these people
really were and what they were all
about. They were running around
sticking guns to the heads of
producers, hadn't done one-third of
what they had been paid up front to
do, and had spent most of the
pre-production period trying to
sabotage us and start what they
themselves called 'a mutiny' on the
set."
For awhile, O'Sullivan and company
considered giving up filmmaking
altogether.
"The whole thing was
just...emotionally draining. All the
legal shit, and the death threats, and
the harassment. It was like, all the
sudden, we had to fight the whole
goddamn world at once. But we knew we
were right--that we were justified--so
our attitude was just like Adam
Duffy's in the script. We were like,
'Fuck the world...if we can't save it,
fuck it.' But we would've preferred to
be back on the set."
Finally, after the dust settled,
Lost Colony Entertainment got back to
making movies in late 2002, when
O'Sullivan directed a surreal look
into a serial killer's mind called
'The Rejection Letters of Dan Lashley'
(starring Jerla Gross and Aleks West).
The script was written, interestingly
enough, by a guy named Dan Lashley, an
actor who had originally been cast by
O'Sullivan in the role of Senator
Mulch in 'How to Suck' (by that point
rechristened 'Radio Free Babylon').
"That script was one of the
bravest things I'd ever seen from a
writer. I mean, the sheer audacity of
it all. You've got a lead character
who's this bigoted, psychotic, amoral
asshole--a guy with absolutely no
redeeming qualities whatsoever--and
yet Danny not only writes the role for
himself to play but gives the
character his own real name. It was
pure balls."
O'Sullivan followed up 'Rejection
Letters' with 'Poor Sense of
Direction' (starring Meredith Sause
and Jerry Schuller), a
highly-fictionalized retelling of a
Sunday afternoon drive he took once
with the Teenage Kurdish Supermodel.
"It was pretty true-to-life. I
mean, no, she never actually shot me
or left me to die by the side of the
road or anything, but I think you get
the overall gist of the carin' and
sharin' by looking at that film."
In 2003, O'Sullivan worked on two
drafts of the script for a film from
DVK Productions called 'AfterLife,'
based upon an original story by 'Blood
Bath' writer David W. Richardson, but
neither he, nor Lost Colony, were
involved with the production of the
film.
That same year, he joined the
creative staff at NBC to craft a
series of segments for the Emmy and
Peabody Award-winning 'The More You
Know' series, which features the
network's top stars conveying messages
about such topics as bullying,
tolerance, and family togetherness.
Despite that seeming embrace from
the mainstream show biz community,
O'Sullivan and Lost Colony didn't
completely avoid controversy. In May
of 2003, O'Sullivan found himself in
the middle of yet another Hollywood
rhubarb--the dreaded 'fake Angel
spoiler script' fiasco--involving
Harry Knowles of the website Ain't It
Cool News.
"The story on that is simple.
I was asked to submit a writing sample
to a producer of an unsold pilot, who
was looking for 'Joss Whedon-like'
material. I wrote a spec script for
'Angel' and sent it to the
aforementioned producer. It somehow
got into the hands of the 'Buffy'
spoiler sites, Knowles and his writers
thought it was the 'Angel' season
opener, and the next thing I know, I'm
at the center of some sort of global
free-for-all."
In the spring of 2004, LCE wrapped
production on a feature-length comedy
entitled "Communication
Breakdown," starring Jasmin St.
Claire (from 'National Lampoon's Dorm
Daze 2: Semester at Sea'), Brian
Heffron (UPN's 'Smackdown'), Satu
Rautaharju ('Dawson's Creek'), Willie
Repoley ('Miami Guns'), Aleks West
('Shelly's Diary'), and Academy Award
viewer Dan Lashley.
He immediately followed that film
up with a short called "The Magic
Cornflake," a Pink
Floyd-meets-Monty Python vehicle for
actor Fred Hueston which is fast
becoming a cult favorite.
O'Sullivan has also forayed into
the world of music video, working with
such artists as Always Sunday, Kenny
Carr, The Situationals, Judson, and
jazz bassist Sam Jenkins.
Lost Colony Entertainment presently
has numerous film, television, and
music video projects in various stages
of development and production.